Willow: Remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
(Riley looks blank. Scared? Constipated? We’ll never know.)
Willow: A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun! (She smiles brightly and pats Riley on the shoulder.)
(Source: jaclynnicolee, via trelkez)
Add a pot of ciopinno (flavored with a cupful of seawater) and a half-dozen best friends and you’ve got yourself a night.
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